9782 W Woodhaven DR Crystal River, FL 34428
3 Beds
3 Baths
1,800 SqFt
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Key Details
Property Type Single Family Home
Sub Type Single Family Residence
Listing Status Active
Purchase Type For Sale
Square Footage 1,800 sqft
Price per Sqft $263
Subdivision Not On List
MLS Listing ID 846884
Style Multi-Level
Bedrooms 3
Full Baths 3
HOA Y/N No
Year Built 1999
Annual Tax Amount $27
Tax Year 2024
Lot Size 4.710 Acres
Acres 4.71
Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence
Property Description
Are you tired of the neighborhood subdivision police sending you a certified letter because your trash cans were out two hours past prime time? Welcome to your 350-foot private driveway of pure, unadulterated liberty in Crystal River.
This isn't a house; it's an independent republic on 4.71 acres of high-and-dry, heavily wooded fortress.
THE INTEL ON YOUR NEW COMPOUND:
The $10K War Chest + Armor: Seller is handing you a $10,000 CREDIT at closing! Plus, zero anxiety—recent clean 4-point inspection, clean septic, and a Wind Mit stating 20 YEARS OF LIFE REMAINING.
The Insurance Plot Twist: Don't let automated online flood algorithms trick you—combined homeowners AND flood insurance is UNDER $400/MONTH, and this dirt has NEVER FLOODED.
The Dirt: Nearly 5 acres of thick, dense "Old Florida" woods. Want to build a 3-story workshop? Go for it. Want to park a fleet of scalloping boats, three tractors, and a decommissioned tank? The HOA doesn't exist here to stop you, because there is NO HOA.
The Bunkhouse: A rock-solid, spacious 1,800-square-foot setup. Clean, move-in ready, and perfectly designed to let you live in absolute peace.
The "Midnight Sun" Device: Equipped with actual, full-property LED STADIUM LIGHTS. We aren't talking about a couple of solar porch lights from Home Depot. We are talking about the power to turn a pitch-black Florida night into 2:00 PM on a Tuesday with the flip of a single switch. Work on your boat at 3:00 AM, host a midnight football game, or just scare the absolute daylights out of the local raccoons. You control the sun now.
The Infinite Water Glitch: Public water for the house so you don't have to worry, plus a private well for 100% FREE yard irrigation.
The Grid: Tucked away in total seclusion, yet somehow only minutes from the boat ramps, springs, and cold beer of downtown Crystal River.
The price just took a hit because the seller is ready to move on. Bring your trucks, bring your boats, and bring your sense of adventure.
Call before someone else buys it and starts their own country.
Location
State FL
County Citrus
Area 12
Zoning LDR
Interior
Heating Central, Electric
Cooling Central Air, Electric
Flooring Carpet, Tile, Wood
Fireplace No
Appliance Dishwasher, Disposal, Gas Oven, Gas Range, Refrigerator
Exterior
Exterior Feature Circular Driveway, Paved Driveway, Room For Pool
Parking Features Attached Carport, Attached, Circular Driveway, Driveway, Detached, Garage, Paved
Garage Spaces 4.0
Garage Description 4.0
Pool Above Ground, Pool
Water Access Desc Public
Roof Type Metal
Total Parking Spaces 6
Building
Lot Description Acreage, Rectangular, Trees, Wooded
Foundation Block
Sewer Septic Tank
Water Public
Architectural Style Multi-Level
Additional Building Garage(s)
New Construction No
Schools
Elementary Schools Crystal River Primary
Middle Schools Crystal River Middle
High Schools Crystal River High
Others
Senior Community No
Tax ID 1053064
Acceptable Financing Cash, Conventional, FHA, USDA Loan, VA Loan
Listing Terms Cash, Conventional, FHA, USDA Loan, VA Loan
Special Listing Condition Standard